ʻO nā mea e hanaʻia nei he mau leʻaleʻa a hoʻonanea e pili ana i ka hoʻolimalimaʻana o Valentine a me kaʻoihana a me kaʻoihana kalepa o ke aloha.
ʻO kēia mau'ōlelo puaʻa e pili ana i ka hoʻolimalimaʻana, kūʻaiʻana, kūʻaiʻana i nā makana a me ka kūʻaiʻana i ke aloha no ka lā Valentine e hāʻawi mai i ka manaʻo i ka naʻau o ka naʻau, nā pua nani, nā kāleka a me nā kuʻuna maʻamau o Valentine.
Ua hoʻonohonohoʻia kēia mau'ōleloʻoluʻolu o Valentine i nā meaʻoluʻolu a funniest. E heluhelu i nā mea a pau eʻike ai ināʻoe eʻae a e puʻunaue i kāu mau punahele. A laila, e kaomi i nā loulou i lalo o kaʻaoʻao no nā leʻaleʻaʻoluʻolu a me nā'ōleloʻoluʻolu.
'Ōlelo Hauʻoli a Kime no ka Hoʻolālāʻana o Valentine
- "E kali ana a hiki i ka minuke hope loa e kūʻai aku i kahi makana o ka Lā Lahui i hāʻawi i nā mea momona i mareʻoleʻia ka manawa e hoʻololi ai i ka mea e loaʻa ana i ko lākou aloha. - Marc Joseph
- "ʻO nā mea a pau āu e makemake ai,ʻo ke aloha, akā he kokoleka liʻiliʻi kēia aʻaʻoleʻeha." - Charles M. Schulz
- "Ua aloha au iā Mickey Mouse ma mua o kekahi wahine aʻu iʻike ai." - Walt Disney
- "ʻO ka mea nui o ka honua e makemake nui ai a emiʻole ka pepa." - Pearl Bailey
- "ʻO Valentine's Day kahi mea i hanaʻia e nā kāleka kāleka e hoʻoikaika a hoʻohana i nāʻano kuʻuna kanaka" - Liz Lemon character (Tina Fey)
- "ʻAʻohe mea e'ōlelo mai 'He mea nuiʻoe' e like me ka manaʻo nui i kākauʻia e kekahi mea'ē aʻe." - Mea kākau Unkown
- "I kēia lā, he lā Valentine. - Jay Leno
- "ʻO nā mea makemakeʻole e kūʻai pono i nā wati no ka lā Valentine." - Lūkiʻiʻo Lucia Shook
- "Uaʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke aloha a me ka nalowale ma mua o ka hanaʻana i hoʻokahi paona paona heʻehā paona ma hoʻokahi pule." - Laurence J. Peter
- "He meaʻoluʻoluʻole, he mea hoʻohana a me ka noʻonoʻoʻole, ka manaʻo pilikino a me ka pāpākele o ka lā lāhine." -ʻAʻoleʻikeʻia ka mea kākau
- "ʻO Valentine's Day,ʻaʻole ia he lā hoʻomaha, Rosh Hashanah, he lā hoʻomaha ia, he lā hoʻomalu, he lā hoʻomaha ...ʻoʻoe ka mea nāna i hana i ka lā o Valentine ... Hersheys a Hallmark." - Sandy Cohenʻano (Peter Gallagher, ka'OC)
- "ʻO ka lā Valentine ka manawa pinepine a, maikaʻi ka lā i hanaʻia e manaʻoʻole i kekahi mea." - Jon Stewart
- "He moeʻuhane kaʻu, a me ka hoʻolālā, e hoʻohui i nā hana kalepa o Valentine Day me ka waiwai a me keʻano o ka malama o kaʻeleʻele pouli." Kāhea auʻo ia: "Blackentine's Day." - Mo Rocca
- "Ua like ka lā Valentine me ka herpes: i ka wā e manaʻo aiʻoe ua holo ka maikaʻi, ua hoʻi houʻo ia i kona poʻo palupalu iʻole e noʻonoʻo i ka makemake o kekahi poʻe e kapa iā ia VD." - Mea kākau Unknown
- "E nānā,ʻaʻohe mea hōʻikeʻike ma ka honua nei e like me nā'āpala." - Fernando Pessoa
- "ʻAʻole hiki i ke kālā ke kūʻai aku i ke aloha, akā, ua hoʻonā maikaʻiʻia kou kūlana hoʻolālā." - Christopher Marlowe
- "Ua kaumaha wau no nā poʻe make i ka lā Valentine. Ehia nā kumukūʻai e kūʻai ai, heʻumi mau mea nui? "- Jay Leno
- "Ināʻo kaʻoluʻolu ka pane, hiki anei iāʻoe ke hoʻopuka hou i ka nīnau?" - Lily Tomlin
- "E loaʻa paha i kēlā hoaaloha i loaʻa kahi makana Valentine no ko lākou makuahine?ʻAʻole aneiʻoe e hoʻokuʻu iāʻoe i kahi liʻiliʻi?ʻO ia keʻano, 'ʻAʻole wau iʻike pehea e uhaʻi ai i kēia iāʻoe akā manaʻo wauʻo ia me kou makuakāne!' "-Russ Meneve
- "Ke hele nei i ka Kalikimaka, ka mahina hou o ka makahiki , ka lāʻo Valentine. He maikaʻi kēlā i ka mea hoʻokahi wale nō?ʻO ia nā lā a pau e noho aiʻoe me kekahi. Ke manaʻo nei au he mea hou aku ma hope o ka lā Valentine i kāheaʻia aku nei, 'ʻO wai ka mea aloha iāʻoe?' "- Laura Kightlinger