Nā manaʻo pākela pili e pili ana i nā Jobs a me nā Hana Loa

ʻO ka Quotable Quotes for the Job Jobeker with a Sense of Humor

ʻO ka nele i ka hanaʻoluʻolu no ka hoʻokele waiwai a iʻole miliona miliona o ka loaʻaʻole o ka'imihana hana ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa, akā,ʻaʻole ia no ka mea ua nele i ka haʻalulu nā mea nele i ka hana. ʻO kekahi manawa he leʻaleʻaʻoluʻolu a piliʻole paha e pili ana i ka hanaʻole aiʻole i ka hanaʻole paha,ʻo ia wale nō ka mea e ho'āla ai i ka leʻaleʻa nui a hāʻawi i kahi hoʻomaha hoʻomaha ma waena o nā pilikia a pau.

ʻO kaʻakaʻaka i ka wā o ka pilikia paha he laulā maikaʻi ia e mālama ai i ka hana maʻalahiʻole i loko o kā lākou mauʻimi eʻimi i kaʻimi hana hana.

Eia ka hōʻiliʻili o nā'ōlelo leʻaleʻa a me nāʻoluʻolu e pili ana i nā hana, ka nele i ka hana, ka hana, a me ka hanaʻole.

Nā'ōlelo leʻaleʻa a me nā'ōlelo pāʻani mai ka poʻe kaulana e pili ana i ka hana a me nā hanaʻole

• "ʻO kahi kūpono o ka nele i ka hana,ʻo ia ka mea e loaʻa ai kaʻoihana a ke aupuni aupuni i'āponoʻia." Meaʻikeʻole ka mea kākau
• "He hoʻokaeʻana ia i ka wā e nele ai ka hana a kou hoa noho, a he kaumaha hoʻi i ka wā e lilo ai kāu." ʻO Harry S. Truman
• "ʻO ka mea kokoke loa i ka maikaʻi a ke kanaka e hele mai nei,ʻo ia ke hoʻopiha i kāna palapala noi noi." ʻO Stanley J. Randall
• "ʻO ka inimahi hanaʻole he uku hoʻolimalima mua no nā freeloaders." ʻO Ronald Reagan
• "ʻO ka ohiʻana i ka hanaʻole he 30 hou." Meaʻikeʻole ka mea kākau
• "I ka wā loaʻaʻole iā mākou, ua kapaʻia mākou he palaualelo, i ka wā e loaʻaʻole ai ka hana a ka poʻe ula ua kapaʻia he pōʻino." ʻO Jesse Jackson
• "ʻAʻole e hana i kahi mea paʻakikī ke hana ...ʻaʻoleʻoe iʻike i ka manawa i pau aiʻoe." Leslie Nielsen
• "Poakahi ka ala pōpō e lilo ai i 1/7 o kou ola." Anonymous

• "'Ānō,ʻaʻole ka nani wale nō no ka noʻonoʻo nui." Kent Brockman
• "Ke hana nei kāua e hana nei no ka mea ua manaʻo lākou e uku mai iā mākou." Meaʻikeʻole ka mea kākau
• "ʻO ka'ōlelo kuhikai he'ōlelo maʻaleʻale o nā hua'ōlelo a kahi hui nui e hana ai inā pono e hoʻokumu i ka hanaʻana o kāna poʻe hana ma ka hoʻoukaʻana i ka porn pūnaewele." ʻO Dave Barry

• "Ke hōʻailona nei ka helu hoʻokahi i kāu hana ma ka hana:ʻO ka 4th Division of Paperclips uaʻoi aʻe i ka Pushpin Infantry aʻo General White-Out i kēnā aku i kahi mea hou." ʻO Fred Barling ma ka "Humorscope"
• "Inā ho'āʻo kekahi māhele politika e hoʻopau i ka mālama mālama ola a me ka hana hanaʻole, a me ka hoʻopauʻana i nā kānāwai hana a me nā polokalamu mahiʻai,ʻaʻoleʻoe e lohe hou i kēlāʻaoʻao ma ko kāuaʻoihana politika. ʻO lākou neiʻo HL Hunt (kahi pahaʻoe eʻike ai i kona kūlana), a me kekahi mau Texas million millionaires, a he kanaka kālai'āina a meaʻoi aku paha ma nā wahi'ē aʻe. ʻO Dwight D. Eisenhower
• "ʻO ka pilikia me ka nele i ka hana,ʻo ia ka minute e ala ana i ke kakahiaka e hele anaʻoe ma kaʻoihana." Aloha Kaʻa
• "Ke hōʻea nei wau i ka pōleʻele i ke keʻena, akā ua hana wau no ka haʻaleleʻana i ke kakahiaka." Charles Lamb
• "Ma ka hana ponoʻana iʻewalu mau hora i ka lā, e lilo aiʻoe i poʻo no ka hana iʻumikumamālua hola o ka lā." Robert Frost
• "ʻO ka nele i ke koiʻana i ke kīpikipiki i ka hanaʻana iāʻoe e kanu i kahi māla."ʻO'Orson Scott Card
• "ʻO ke kumu o ka hopohopo nui i ka pepehiʻana i nā kānaka ma mua o ka hanaʻanaʻo ka nui o nā kānaka e hopohopo nei ma mua o ka hanaʻana." ʻO Robert Frost

• "I kēlā me kēia lā e ala au a nānā i ka papa inoa Forbes o ka poʻeʻilihune loa maʻAmelika." Ināʻaʻole wau ma laila, hele au e hana. " ʻO Robert Orben
• "Ua hāʻawi mai ka poʻe hanaʻole iaʻu i ka manawa e alualu ai i nā mākaukau maoli e kōkua i ke kōkuaʻana i kaʻuʻoihanaʻole." Meaʻikeʻole ka mea kākau
• "ʻO kekahi o nā kumu nui o ka nele i ka hanaʻanaʻaʻoleʻo ia kaʻino loa." Meaʻikeʻole ka mea kākau
• "He aha kāu e kapa ai he kanaka hauʻoli i ka Lōhina? Meaʻikeʻole ka mea kākau
• "Hōʻole i ka lā Pōʻakahi? E ho'āʻo i ka nele i ka hana!" Meaʻikeʻole ka mea kākau