Pākani:ʻO kahi Press He Pai Pai

Aia kekahi'ōlelo kahiko, "ʻOiaiʻoʻoe e leka pololei i koʻu inoa."

ʻO ka manaʻoʻo iaʻo ka'īnika maikaʻi loa ia, aʻo ka lawe waleʻana i kou inoa ma laila, aʻo ka uhakiʻana he pōmaikaʻi ia ma mua o nā mea maikaʻiʻole i loko o kahi moʻolelo.

He hoʻomanaʻo mau loa kēia. He kumumanaʻo i nalowale.

Auē, hiki ke ola i ka inoaʻole. Aia kekahi poʻe - nā hōkūʻoiaʻiʻo, nā aliʻi politika, nā mea hoʻokani, nā mea'ūlapa a me nā hōkū pōhaku - e komo mau nei i ka lono no nā kumuʻino.

ʻO ka hanohano maikaʻi

Lindsey Lohan. ʻO ka kiola o ka Shosey Shore. Pali Hilton. Charlie Sheen.

Ua hoʻomauʻia nā mea i kālepa i ka politika ma hope o ka hanaʻana i nā hana kuhihewa o ka naʻaupō a iʻole nāʻano kolohe.

Hiki iāʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, hohonuʻole i ka nānāʻole me ka hapanui o ka heluna kanaka a hiki i kaʻikeʻoleʻana o ka poʻe eʻike nei iāʻoe, he wahi liʻiliʻiʻoe o nā mea haipule a me nā kiʻi o ke kaomi.

No ka mea e paʻa ka pāʻani i nā kapa kuhi waʻa,ʻoiai he hōʻailona kūlana hoʻolālā kaulana.

Akā,ʻo ia ka hua'ōlelo nui: kaulana.

ʻAiʻole ka hana kuhihewa

He mea maʻalahi ke kuhihewa. E wehe i ka nūpepa, aʻikeʻoe i nā moʻolelo blotter a nā mākaʻi no ka lapuwale noʻeau. Ua hukiʻia nā kaʻa hoʻokele i hope o ka pae holo wāwae o ka holo lio, me ka hoʻoleleʻana i ke alaloa ma 10 mile i ka hola. ʻO nā pōwā o ka Bank e waiho nei i kā lākouʻeke a me ID ma hope o kahi hewa. Hoʻopilikiaʻia nā kuhi kiʻi e koho i nā ala hou e lanakila ai i kahi makana Darwin.

Ināʻoe he launa kaulana, inā he mea liʻiliʻi, hiki ke hoʻolohe iāʻoe i ka halaʻole a me nā hōʻino. Manaʻo maikaʻi.

ʻO Lindsey Lohan lāuaʻo Charlie Sheen i kaulana a kaulana i mua o ka liloʻana i mau laina laina. He keiki kupaianahaʻo Lohan. Ua manaʻoʻiaʻo Sheen he mea hana nui i ka wā i hanaʻo ia iā PLATOON.

ʻO ka wili o Shosey Shore, ma kekahiʻaoʻao, he awelika. ʻAʻole lākou i kaulana kaulana,ʻaʻole mau hōkū. Akā, ua hoʻoholo muaʻia lākou i ka hōʻike ma ka televise ākea ma mua o ka liloʻana o kā lākou hōʻailona.

Hiki iāʻoe ke hele i kekahi kūlanakauhale ma ka'āina aʻike i nā'ōpio like e inu ana i kaʻona a me ka hoʻopaʻaʻana a komo i loko o nā kīʻahi. ʻAʻole ia he meaʻai no ka kaulana a me ka waiwai. ʻO kāu kaukumu 20-kekahi mea likeʻole e like me ka lime heʻoi aku kaʻoi aku ka nui o ka hoʻonāʻana i ka hoʻolālāʻana ma mua o ka loaʻaʻana o ka hōʻikeʻike maoli a me ka hana miliona e like me The Situation or Snooki.

Hiki i ka meaʻoihanaʻoihanaʻoihana, luna o ke aupuni, a mea mea hoʻokani paha ke paniʻole i ka hana maikaʻi no nā meaʻino. Me nā hōkū pōhaku,ʻo ka hana maikaʻi e uhaki i ka stereotype a e like paha me he moʻolelo lā. ʻAʻole lākou i hoʻomaha i ka pō a pau ma hope o ka'ahamele a me nā hui a hōʻiliʻili i ka lumi hōkele - ua heluhelu lākou iā Chaucer, a ua inu i kaʻona waina? Aʻole iki.

Hoʻokumuʻo Infamy i ka puhi koke. Holo ka poʻe paʻi i ke kau wela hou.

ʻO kaʻaha maikaʻi loa ke ho'āʻo nei e loaʻa ka pāʻani kūikawā no ka hana i nā mea kūikawā, no ka loaʻaʻana o kahi moʻolelo kūikawā e haʻi ai, no ka loaʻaʻana o ka hua nui, nā manaʻo hou a me nāʻano likeʻole, kahiʻike hou.

ʻAʻole paha he mea leʻaleʻa paha.

He mea paʻakikī ke hana. Akā ua pono ia.